stampeding-pandas: “That’s what she said.” I’VE BEEN CRYING ALL DAY ABOUT THIS EPISODE Oh this made me cry!!
That’s when you know you’ve found somebody really special. When you can just...– Pulp Fiction (1994)
cosmo sex tip #1925
enriquesmole: call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm
derhumpinkchristoph: I think I skipped the step of puberty where I become really pretty.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
So I just saw Iron Man 3 for the third time and I noticed in the scene where Mya comes in and Pepper is fighting with Tony, I see that Jarvis has his own Christmas stocking on the fire place. How cute is that!!
seasicksailors: old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport a poem by jay gatsby