May 2013
stampeding-pandas:
“That’s what she said.”
I’VE BEEN CRYING ALL DAY ABOUT THIS EPISODE
Oh this made me cry!!
That’s when you know you’ve found somebody really special. When you can just...
– Pulp Fiction (1994)
cosmo sex tip #1925
enriquesmole:
call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm
derhumpinkchristoph:
I think I skipped the step of puberty where I become really pretty.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
So I just saw Iron Man 3 for the third time and I noticed in the scene where Mya comes in and Pepper is fighting with Tony, I see that Jarvis has his own Christmas stocking on the fire place. How cute is that!!
seasicksailors:
old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport
a poem by jay gatsby